For the love of all things sweet, here are some tips for the discerning chip enthusiast:
1. Choose the right chip color for your outfit, because trust us, it matters.
2. Match your chip to your socks, because who needs personal space, really?
3. Experiment with chip and dip pairings, but don't get too carried away.
4. Store your chips with care, because a chip's gotta have its space, man.
5. Develop a strict chip and nacho protocol, because no one likes a chip thief.
Happy chipping, folks!