Quantum Fluctuation Simulator 3000

Warning: this simulator may cause spontaneous combustion, existential dread, or an increased likelihood of being eaten by a rogue quantum particle. Proceed at your own risk.

Simulating fluctuations in the fabric of space-time...

View Results | View Results (Maybe) (Note: Subpage 1 will display an animated ASCII representation of a particle accelerator, and Subpage 2 will show a "Results" page with a fake graph showing an upward trend, but with an ominous, hand-written note in the corner that says "DO NOT INTERPRET THIS AS ACTUAL SCIENCE")