Choirs and Cold Hearts

Welcome to the world's most exclusive, yet completely unnecessary, directory of choirs that are also kind of cold.

Here, the choirs are not just any choirs. These choirs are choirs that have been frozen in time, like a scene from a bad 80s time-travel movie.

Choir of Angels with Harps and Tassels is a group of heavenly singers who were stuck in a time loop of perpetual rendition.

Cold Heart of a Broken Toy Box is a melancholy choir who's been singing the same sad song since 1952.

Choir of the Lost Soul of a Distant Droid is an intergalactic singing sensation who's been trying to find its way home since the invention of the toaster.

Each of these choirs are unique, yet somehow, somehow, somehow... similar.