Where the pursuit of logic is a never-ending battle against the forces of sanity.
Our esteemed scholars have spent years studying the intricacies of Chronal Logic.
They have mastered the art of:
- Debunking the myths of common sense
- Dissecting the anatomy of absurdity
- Constructing arguments that defy the laws of physics
And for their efforts, they receive:
- A complimentary supply of existential dread
- A personalized certificate of participation in the never-ending struggle
- And, on special occasions, a free lunch in the break room