Chronalogue Chokers

Time-Traveling Terror of the Century

Meet the Chronalogue Chokers, our team of expert time-traveling adventurers who'll make sure you're the last one left in the apocalypse.

Our services include:

• Time-traveling tours of the most epic disasters in history
• Guided visits to the end of the world as we know it
• Expert advice on the best ways to survive a zombie apocalypse

But be warned, our services come with a hefty price tag... of eternal regret.