Chronalogue Division: The Art of Keeping Track of Things that Never Happen
In the vast expanse of the timestream, events often blur and blend together like the colors of a poorly mixed paint can. But fear not, dear reader, for in the esteemed halls of the Chronalogue Division, we keep the most obscure and the most mundane with the utmost care!
Here, the air is thick with anticipation, as the Chronalogue Division is tasked with cataloging the unremarkable, the mundane, and the completely-not-worth-mentioning. It's a thankless job, but somebunny's gotta do it.
Our team of highly trained and highly caffeinated chronalogs work tirelessly to keep track of:
- The number of times you've forgotten to feed your cat.
- The exact shade of gray that the sky turns when you leave the house without turning on the lights.
- The intricate dance of dust particles suspended in mid-air when you blow your nose.
Want to learn more about our impressive feats of chrono-keeping? Click here for a comprehensive overview of our division's accomplishments.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, explore our Chrono-Safari feature, where you can track the most thrilling, most pulse-pounding, and most utterly-underwhelming events in the history of time.