Paradox Engineering

Welcome to the Paradox Engineering Corporation, where we're not actually solving any paradoxes, but we're working on it.

We're a cutting-edge team of engineers, mathematicians, and philosophers who are on the cusp of a major breakthrough. Or not.

Our team is led by the enigmatic and brilliant CEO, Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth III, who has a PhD in Nothing in Particular.

We're currently working on a top-secret project to reverse the flow of time, but we've had some issues with the space-time continuum. Details are sketchy.

Some of our notable projects include:

Chrono-Displacement Theory: Our attempt to move the past into the present, but it keeps getting stuck in the attic.
Temporal Loops: We're trying to close the loop, but it keeps getting tangled in a Gordian knot.
Paradoxical Logic: Our attempt to apply logical reasoning to illogical situations, but it keeps getting lost in the weeds.

Stay tuned for further updates on our groundbreaking research. Or not.