Quantum Fluctuation Adviser

Are you tired of living in a world where the laws of physics are boringly predictable? Do you yearn for the thrill of uncertainty? Look no further than our Quantum Fluctuation Adviser, where the odds are always against you!

Our expert team of quantum physicists and comedians will guide you through the probabilities of every possible outcome, from the mundane to the absurd. Whether you want to know the likelihood of your socks getting lost in the wash or the chances of the universe ending in a blaze of glory, we've got you covered!

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