The Chronic Klutz Report

The Ultimate Guide to All Things Klutzy

Welcome to the Chronic Klutz Report, where we chronicle the minutiae of life's most epic klutzy endeavors.

Our Mission:

Our mission is to catalog the most absurd, the most ridiculous, and the most utterly useless things you can possibly accomplish in one sitting.

Popular Klutz Categories:

• Klutzification: The Art of Taking a Simple Task and Making it Complicated
• Klutzifying the Obvious: A Guide to Turning Simple Solutions into Rube Goldbergs
• Klutzifying for Fun: A Guide to Making a Game Out of Doing the Impossible

Stay tuned for more klutzy goodness!