The Chronic Latcomer-Superlatcomer Union

We're a union of individuals who've mastered the art of doing absolutely nothing. Our members have spent years perfecting the technique, and we've got the t-shirts to prove it.

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• Meet the leadership team behind our glorious stagnation

Our Core Values

• We believe in the inherent value of doing nothing.
• We believe that the only way to get things done is to not do them.
• We believe that a good nap is the answer to all of life's questions.