Chrono-Disassembly 101: The Art of Time Travel

Learn how to disassemble the fabric of time, and reassemble it into a more fashionable garment. Our expert instructors will guide you through the basics of Chrono-Disassembly, from de-chronifying your socks to re-chronifying your breakfast.

Module 1: De-chronifying Socks

Discover the art of separating the past from the present in this hands-on workshop. Students will learn to de-chronify their socks, freeing them from the constraints of time.

Module 2: Re-chronifying Breakfast

In this advanced module, students will learn to reassemble breakfast into a seamless, time-agnostic experience.