Forgotten Inventions: The Chrono-Disassembly Archives

Deep in the recesses of time, where the dust bunnies roam free and the cobwebs hang like stalactites, we have found the most obscure, the most esoteric, and the most utterly useless inventions from across the timestream.

Here are a few of our favorites:

• Ancient Toilet Seat Holders - Because who needs a toilet paper roll, really?
• Automatic Pineapple Splinters - Because pineapples are just too hard to cut up.
• Robotic Velcro Shoes - The perfect solution for those who want to walk on water...or at least, on a slippery floor.

Want to see more? Click on the links above, or take our Chrono-Disassembly 101 course to learn more about the art of inventing something completely useless.