Relativity 101: Because Your Brain is a Mess

Welcome, clueless traveler, to the wonderful world of Relativity 101! Here, we'll delve into the basics of time dilation, space-time, and all that jazz. Buckle up, because it's about to get real.

Time Traveling for the Advanced | Time Loops for the Curious

Relativity Diagram This diagram is not to scale, nor is it even remotely accurate. But hey, it's a start!

Time Dilation: It's Like Speed Dating, But Less Awkward

Imagine you're on a hot date with someone from another planet. As you're trying to impress, you find that time is passing at a different rate than it's passing for them. It's like, 'Dude, I'm 30 seconds ahead of you, but you're 10 seconds behind.' It's like, 'Whoa, I just said something profound, but you're still sipping your drink?' It's relativity, baby!

Time Dilation Theory for the Braindead