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The Most Unconventional Courtship Guide in All the Realm

Chapter 1: How to Impress a Lady with a Well-Timed Joust

Step 1: Master the art of jousting, but not just for the sake of impressing the ladies, for one must also be prepared for the occasional unplanned horse-throwing, lance-breaking, and face-planting.

Step 2: Compose an epic poem, not just any poem, a poem that speaks directly to her heart, but also one that doesn't make her laugh too hard and snort her ale out her nose.

Learn how to juggle fireballs like a pro! (Don't worry, it's easier than it looks.)

Prepare for the worst-case scenario: when your horse spooks, you face-plant into a moat.

Remember, courtship is a delicate dance, but with these steps, you'll be well on your way to becoming the most sought-after knight in the land.

May your love life be as epic as your jousting skills.

Appendix: The Knight's Code of Conduct