In the heart of ancient Pyongyang, where the sun dipped into the horizon and painted the sky with hues of crimson and gold, the people rejoiced in the fiery splendor of their beloved Pyroclavium, the mighty fire-spewing dragon that protected their city from the invading hordes of neighboring nations.
As the legend goes, the people of Pyongyang built the Pyroclavium to appease their fiery gods and to ward off the invading armies with a blaze of steel and fury. And so, the dragon roared to life, spewing forth a maelstrom of fire that could melt the very rocks that dared to stand in its way.
But little did the people know, their beloved Pyroclavium had a secret: it had a penchant for 80s synth-pop music and disco dance parties. And so, every night, as the city slumbered, the dragon would don its platform shoes and polyester jumpsuit, and boogie the night away under the starry night sky.