Join us in celebrating the 10th anniversary of the great Chrono-Displacement Incident of 2027! On this fateful day, our beloved city's timeline was ravaged by a rogue temporal anomaly, leaving our ancestors in a bewildering array of alternate realities.
But we're not ones to dwell on the negative, no sir! Today, we'll be having a blast from the past – or, rather, a blast from a past that's slightly, uh, 'displaced'.
Highlights of the celebration include:
- Free Chrono-Sliders to ride the Time-Sweeper 5000!
- A special performance by the Temporal Troubadours, singing all the greatest hits from the '27 Displacement!
- A 'time-traveler's buffet' with dishes from every possible parallel universe!
Don't miss out on the fun! Visit our Chrono-Café for a limited-time only 'Time-Traveler's Coffee' special!
Time Traveler's Grief Support Group (because someone's gotta deal with the trauma)