Welcome to the most obscure corner of the chrono-displacement theories, where the fabric of time is woven with the threads of splorgs. These creatures have mastered the art of time reversal, defying the laws of physics and sanity.
A Chrono-Splorg is a sentient, time-traveling creature that exists outside of the linear timeline. They can move through time with ease, leaving trails of glittering stardust in their wake.
But be warned, approaching a Chrono-Splorg can cause irreparable damage to your mental health and social standing.
According to ancient splorg texts, reversing time involves a complex dance of quantum fluctuations and temporal resonance.
Step 1: Find a splorg
Step 2: Perform the Splorg Wiggle Dance
Step 3: Recite the ancient incantation of "Blerp, Blerp, Blerp"
Step 4: Wait for the fabric of space-time to unravel
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