Uncertainty Principal

Welcome to the Uncertainty Principal's office, where the laws of probability don't apply

Here, we're working on a top-secret project to disrupt the fabric of space-time itself. Or, you know, maybe we're just trying to find our missing socks.

Our research involves:

• Quantum Uncertainty: because Schrödinger's cat is just confused
• Chaotic Fluctuations: we're not really sure what we're doing
• Alternative Realities: because who needs one timeline, right?