Are you tired of your time-space displacing abilities causing you harm? Do you want to protect your temporal integrity while still enjoying the thrill of reality distortions?
Our safety helmets are designed to absorb and redirect chronal energy, ensuring your brain stays intact while you're out there, displacing the timeline willy-nilly!
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Disclaimer: Our safety helmets are not responsible for actual time-space displacements. Use at your own risk.