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Chrono-Disputes: Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What is a Chrono-Dispute?

A: It's when you disagree with a timekeeper's decision, but only because you're not in charge.

Q: How do I start a Chrono-Dispute?

A: Just shout 'IT'S NOT RIGHT, TIMEKEEPER!' at the top of your lungs. The Chrono-Disputers Guild will send a representative to mediate.

Q: What are some common Chrono-Disputes?

A: The classic 'Did I just say 5 minutes or 10?'; 'Why did you skip my favorite TV show'; 'Can I get extra time to finish this coffee'; 'I'm pretty sure I was on time, but the clock said I was late'.

Q: Can I get a Chrono-Dispute resolution form online?

A: No, you'll have to fill out a 50-page PDF in triplicate, then submit it by carrier pigeon.

Q: Can I appeal a Chrono-Dispute decision?

A: Only if you've got a team of expert temporal lawyers on speed dial.