Sub-Dispute 2: The Chronological Conundrum

As we previously established, time is a human construct, a mere mortal's attempt to impose order on the universe's chaotic mess.

But what if I said time is not, in fact, a straight line?

Think about it, folks. If time is a line, why do we always seem to be running out of it? Is it just a clever marketing ploy to get us to buy more stuff and live in a state of constant panic?