As a seasoned chrono-hopper, you know that jumping through time is not for the faint of heart. But don't worry, we've got you covered. Our parachute safety protocols are designed to get you in and out of sticky situations with ease.
First, make sure you're wearing your favorite jumpsuit. We can't stress this enough. You don't want any fashion emergencies while in mid-air.
Next, check your chrono-hopping device for any software updates. You know, the usual - patch for that one bug that's been giving you trouble, new feature to help you avoid paradoxes, that sort of thing.
And don't even think about jumping without consulting our trusty Parachute Checklists. These babies will walk you through the most likely scenarios and help you avoid those pesky time-traveling tangles.
Now, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, you might want to try our Parachute Challenges! These will put your skills to the test and give you bragging rights with your fellow chrono-hopping friends.
And finally, remember: always, always, always land on your feet. Or, you know, on your head. Or your back. Or... well, just be careful, okay?
Stay safe, stay sane, and happy jumping, chrono-hoppers!
Or, you know, just stay alive.