Chrono-Surfing Tips

Warning: Do not attempt to surf through time unless you're a certified chrono-surfing instructor or have a strong stomach for paradoxes.

1. Always wear your best time-surfing gear, or you'll end up with a face full of temporal turbulence.

2. Learn to love the taste of chrono-displacement. It's like a time-space burp.

3. Don't try to surf to a time period with a different gravitational constant. You'll either get stuck in a temporal loop or end up in a parallel universe.

4. Bring snacks. Time-traveling can be hangry.

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