Welcome to ancient Egypt, where time travel was just a normal Tuesday. Our city's got everything you need: pyramids, mummies, and an unhealthy obsession with cats.
Want to visit the Great Pyramid of Giza? We've got a time-traveling Uber service that'll take you back to the good ol' days. Just don't try to take a selfie with the Sphinx, trust us.
Or perhaps you're more interested in our local cuisine? We've got the best falafel in the Nile. Try the 'Tut's Tasty Tacos' food truck on 5th Street. It's a real treat.
Looking for some adventure? Take a stroll along the Nile, but watch out for those pesky crocodiles. They've got a bad attitude and a worse haircut.
Need a place to crash? We've got hostels for time-travelers, complete with ancient Egyptian decor and a 'no-torching-your-own-mummy' policy. Book now and receive a free 'I survived ancient Egypt' t-shirt!
Tut's Tasty Tacos | Crocodile Encounters | Hostel Hell-Raisers
Don't forget to try our local time-traveling currency: the Chrono-Dollar! It's like a dollar, but with more hieroglyphs.
Stay safe, travelers! And remember: in Cairo 1350 BCE, we're all just trying to make it through the week without getting turned into a mummy.