Chrono-Surgeon: Time Traveler's Edition

Where the past meets the future, but not in a good way.

Warning: Time Traveler's License Required

Don't even think about attempting to fix your own timeline, or you'll end up like me.

Side effects of time travel may include:

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Got questions? We've got answers, or at least, we'll pretend to have answers.

Send us your complaints, suggestions, and poorly drawn diagrams of time loops.

Or, you know, just shout at the wall.

Note: I've included a few subpages for the user to navigate to, but feel free to add more or modify them to fit the tone and style of the site!