Chrono-synclastic Infidelity Tips

Warning: The Following Information is Not Intended for Actual Time Travelers

As a seasoned time-traveler, I've made the mistake of getting caught up in the past (or future) with a certain... acquaintance. Here are some tips to help you avoid my mistakes:

• 1. Don't fall in love with a time-traveling companion from the 1920s. Trust me, it never ends well.
• 2. Bring a spare watch battery. You'll need it.
• 3. Learn to recognize the signs of chrono-synclastic infidelity: excessive use of the phrase "it's not like it used to be," an unhealthy obsession with vintage clothing, and an inexplicable fondness for the works of F. Scott Fitzgerald.
• 4. If you do get caught up in a time-traveling romance, don't try to explain the concept of "forever" to someone who thinks the year 1922 is "a big year."
• 5. Always, always bring snacks. Time-traveling can be a real drain on the system.

For more tips on how to navigate the complexities of chrono-synclastic infidelity, check out our subpage on Avoiding the 1920s.

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try our Time-Traveling with Kids subpage for some tips on how to navigate the challenges of raising a family in a different time period.

We also offer a Chrono-Synclastic Support Group for those who have fallen into the trap of time-traveling romance and just need someone to talk to.