Q: What is the meaning of life, the universe, and everything?
A: According to our esteemed Chrono-Oracle, the answer is 42. However, please note that this answer may vary depending on your personal time-space coordinates.
Q: Why does time keep passing despite our best efforts to stop it?
A: It's because time is a bit of a jerk. It just keeps moving, no matter how hard we try to freeze it in its tracks.
Q: Can I travel through time?
A: Not without our patented Chrono-Disco technology. But don't worry, it's still in beta testing. Just don't try to use it, or you might end up like the guy who tried to use a toaster as a time machine.
Q: Will I ever find true love in a world where time is relative?
A: Ah, the eternal question. Our Chrono-Psychologist says it's all about finding a love that transcends the space-time continuum. Good luck with that.
Q: Can I get a refund for the purchase of this FAQ?
A: Ha! You should know the fine print, pal. This FAQ is non-returnable, non-refundable, and non-negotiable. You're on your own.