The Chrono Crisis: A Paradox Squad

When time is broken, who do you call? The Paradox Squad, of course!

Our Services:

• Time Travel Taxi Service - Because who needs a boring old bus, right?
• Paradox Pizza Co. - For when you're stuck in a time loop and need a break
• Quantum Crisis Hotline - We'll deal with your quantum fluctuations for you
• Temporal Tuesday - The day of the week where time stands still

Don't forget to tip your temporal guides!

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