The Folding Technique of Doom

A Guide to Folding the Folds

Warning: This technique is not for the faint of heart. Proceed with caution.

Folding the Folding Technique of Doom Part 2: The Reckoning

The Folding Process

Step 1: Fold the paper in half

Step 2: Fold the paper in half again

Step 3: Repeat until your hands are numb

And then, of course, there's the Reckoning

The Folding Consequences

Side effects may include:

• Numb hands

• Loss of fine motor skills

• Existential dread of folding

• Uncontrollable crying fits

When Doom is not enough: Folding for the sake of folding