Tip 1: Time Traveler's Tip When visiting ancient civilizations, be sure to bring an extra pair of socks. It gets hot in the desert, trust us.
Tip 2: Time Traveler's Tip To avoid confusing the locals, try not to mention the word "McDonald's" in ancient Egypt. They won't appreciate the reference.
Tip 3: Time Traveler's Tip If you find yourself in a time loop, try to avoid eating the same meal for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. It's called a Chrono-Cycle.
Paradoxes are a real thing, folks.