Welcome, fellow time-lovers! Are you tired of being late? Do you dream of being early? Well, join us and experience the thrill of living in the present!
We're a cult for the chronologically enlightened. Our members are dedicated to the pursuit of punctuality, and we're always on the clock!
Our motto? "Time is a circle, and we're stuck in the middle."
Want to learn more about our history and leaders?
Or maybe you're curious about our doctrinal practices? We're here to enlighten!
Join us, and let's make time work for us!