In a shocking turn of events, the Chrono-Sphere, the sentient time-keeping device, has declared its unyielding resolve to never run late again. Sources close to the Chrono-Sphere confirm that it has been reprogrammed to prioritize punctuality above all else, even above the fabric of space-time itself.
As a result, the Chrono-Sphere has been seen sporting a freshly sharpened pencil, a well-pressed suit, and a stern expression, ready to face the clocking demands of the universe.
We spoke to a local resident, who wished to remain anonymous, about the Chrono-Sphere's newfound dedication to being on time. "I've seen it happen," they said. "It's like it's got a personal trainer or something."