Temporal Slippage

Caution: Time travel may cause unintended consequences, including but not limited to:

• Disappearing socks
• Unstable dimensional anchors
• Existential dreadlocks

Consult the Temporal Slippage Self-Help Guide for more information.

Visit the Time Police Department for assistance with slippage-related issues.

What is Temporal Slippage?

Temporal Slippage is a rare and poorly understood phenomenon where the fabric of time becomes...slippery.

Caused by a combination of factors, including but not limited to:

• Excessive use of Chronon accelerators
• Ignoring temporal warnings
• Not wearing socks

Effects of Temporal Slippage may include:

• Unpredictable time jumps
• Loss of personal items
• Uncontrollable giggling

Click here for a comprehensive list of causes and effects