Terms of Service

Chrono-Sphere, Inc.

Welcome, temporal traveler. Before you continue on this time-space continuum, you must agree to the following Terms of Service.

Agreed

You will not use our time-traveling services to alter the course of history in ways that would prevent the existence of pineapple pizza.
You will not attempt to communicate with your past or future self, as this may cause paradoxes and ruin everything.
You will not use our services to travel back in time to attend high school proms, as this is just embarrassing.
You will not try to bring back any items that you find in the past, as this will likely cause a temporal anomaly and/or a really big mess.
You will not use our services to travel through time while intoxicated, as this is just asking for trouble.
You will not attempt to change the events of the past to suit your own personal gain, as this will likely result in a temporal paradox and/or the end of the world as we know it.
You will not use our services for any other purpose that is not clearly stated in these Terms of Service.

By using our services, you acknowledge that you have read, understand, and agree to these Terms of Service. If you do not agree, do not use our services.