Welcome to ChronoAccelerator 3, the time-traveling, reality-warping, dimension-hopping, chrono-disrupting masterpiece of engineering.
Our team of expert chrono-technicians have worked tirelessly to ensure that your journey through the timestream will be as smooth as possible, with minimal risk of paradoxes or catastrophic timeline rewrites.
However, please note that our warranty does not cover any damages caused by: temporal paradoxes, chrono-synclines, or unexpected encounters with hostile time travelers.
For more information on our warranty and liability policies, please visit ChronoAccelerator 3: Warranty and Liability.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, you can try to navigate our chrono-disruptor manual and try to fix any issues that arise during your journey.
And, as always, remember: do not touch the controls.
Thanks for flying with ChronoAccelerator 3! Please enjoy your journey, and try not to break anything.