Q: What are Chrono Accelerators?

A: They're not actually a thing, but let's pretend they are. Essentially, Chrono Accelerators are devices that speed up time, but only for really important things, like video games, coffee breaks, and procrastination.

Q: How do they work?

A: It's simple: just plug it in, turn it on, and suddenly the world around you becomes a never-ending montage of speed and efficiency. It's like having a personal assistant, but instead of just answering your questions, it accelerates everything.

Q: Are Chrono Accelerators available to the general public?

A: Not yet. They're still in beta, but we're sure they'll be released to the public as soon as we figure out how to deal with the inevitable consequences of time acceleration, like spontaneous combustion, temporal paradoxes, and existential dread.

Q: Can I use Chrono Accelerators for evil?

A: Of course, but don't say we didn't warn you. Just be careful not to get caught by the Temporal Integrity Commission (TIC). They're not exactly known for their sense of humor.