A land of knights, dragons, and poorly maintained castles.
Because who needs a good night's sleep with all those heavy armor?
A recipe for disaster, or at least a really bad stomach ache.
Because who needs a horse when you have a really bad back?
Where the only app you need is 'How to fix a broken plow.'
Where 'Jousting' is just a fancy way of saying 'you got trampled.'
Where the quest for a decent Wi-Fi signal is a lost cause.
Or, you know, to find the Holy Grail.