Q: What is the Chrono-Center's policy on time-traveling?
A: Our policy is: Don't. Seriously, don't.
Q: Will I get a refund if I buy a ticket and it's sold out?
A: Our refund policy is: We will not issue a refund.
Q: Can I bring a time-traveling companion?
A: Yes, but only if they have a valid Time-Traveler's Permit.
Q: Will my cat be okay in the Multiverse?
A: Our lawyers say we're not responsible for any cat-astrophes.