Time Traveler's Guide to Not Messing Things Up
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Common Time Travel Mishaps
Timey-McGee Tips & Tricks
- Don't try to kill your grandfather. That's just mean.
- When visiting ancient Egypt, don't mention the afterlife. They're really sensitive about that stuff.
- Don't eat the local food. You don't know what it's made of.
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