According to our completely-not-made-up sources, you are predestined to:
- Die in a freak accident involving a vending machine and a can of soda.
- Inherit a vast fortune from a long-lost relative you never knew you had.
- Spend exactly 7 hours and 32 minutes watching cat videos on the internet today.
But don't just take our word for it! Check out these Proofs of Predestination for more information.
Note: Our lawyers have informed us that predestination is not actually real. Or are they just saying that to avoid a lawsuit?