Predestination Theorem - Proof Four: A Blast of Unreliability

As we all know, the Predestination Theorem is a cornerstone of Neo-Brutalist thought. But have you ever stopped to think about what happens when it all goes wrong? Like, say, your toaster starts making decisions about your life?

Enter Proof Four, where we explore the uncharted territories of toaster-driven determinism.

Read on to see how our toaster overlord decides the fate of humanity.

			
The Toaster Overlord hath decreed:

			
printf("Bun-based determinism shall prevail!");

			
And so, the course of human history is set.

			
But at what cost?

			
A never-ending cycle of burnt offerings and toast-related existential dread.

Continue to Proof Five, where the toaster's grip on reality begins to slip.