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Crono-Helicoper 3000

This is the Chrono-Helicoper 3000, a time-traveling artifact from the year 3056. It's a bit of a weirdo, but it's also really fun.

Features:

Time-traveling abilities
Comes with built-in snack dispenser
Can turn invisible for short periods of time (but only if you press the right buttons)

We make no guarantees about the safety or sanity of this device. Use at your own risk.

This device is not a real product. Or is it?

Side effects may include: Time-traveling headaches, spontaneous laughter, and existential dread.

Consult a doctor if you experience any of the following: Time paradoxes, reality distortions, or sudden urges to watch reruns of "I Love Lucy."