Welcome to the Stew of Time!
Warning: Consuming this stew may cause temporal dissonance, reality distortion, and/or the sudden urge to rewatch Doctor Who from the beginning.
Ingredients:
- 1 cup Time Traveler's Tyme (a pinch of chrono-disrupting dust)
- 2 cups Chrono-Soup Concentrate
- 3 cups Ancient Artifact puree (optional: substitute with regular ol' ordinary soup)
- 1/4 cup Sparkling Water of the Ages (chilled, of course)
- 1 tsp. Forgotten Memories (a dash of regret)
Instructions:
- Mix all ingredients in a large, time-traveling pot.
- Stir counterclockwise for precisely 7.5 minutes.
- Serve hot, garnished with a dollop of Existential Dread.