Gloopernaught Scepter

The Gloopernaught Scepter is an ancient relic from the lost city of Glorp, rumored to grant its wielder immense powers of persuasion.

Legend has it that the great leader of the Glorpians, Queen Glorbia, used the scepter to convince her people to build the Great Glorpian Wall, a marvel of engineering that stood for centuries.

However, the scepter's power comes with a steep price: its user must endure a never-ending stream of terrible dad jokes.

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