We're trying to fix the wheel. Because, let's be real, it's not like it's working out great for humanity or anything.
Our research team has been working tirelessly to create a more ergonomic, more efficient, more Chrono-Optimized wheel.
But it's not easy. We've had to deal with Time Lords, time-traveling accountants, and past-dictators trying to get in the way.
So, uh, yeah. That's why we're not done yet.
Dr. Emmet T. Chronos - Director of Timey-Wheel-Science
Dr. Balthazar - Wheel- Engineer Extraordinaire
Boris - The Guy Who Fixes Things (But Not Always)
Our Mission Statement | Our StoryWe're still on track to fix the wheel by... um, sometime next week.
But don't worry, we'll get there. Eventually.
Donations of Time Dilation Crystals are appreciated.
Or just, you know, Send us a nice letter.