Because, let's be real, someone had to do it.
The wheel, the wheel, the mighty wheel. It's like the iPhone of ancient civilizations. A game-changer, a life-changer, a spine-changer (for all those back problems, you know).
Here's a brief history of how it all went down:
Apparently, it all started with the First Sighting around 4000 BCE in Mesopotamia.
These early innovators were like the tech bros of their time: "Dude, have you seen this log thingy? It's gonna change the world!"
As the wheel gained popularity, it spread like wildfire... or should I say, like a wheel fire. From Mesopotamia to Egypt, Greece, and Rome, it was the ultimate symbol of progress.
Who knew that a simple circle of wood would lead to so many Road to Riches and Revolutionary Wheel moments?
Of course, with great power comes great controversy. The Wheel of Discord was the ultimate symbol of division and conflict.
From the Wheel of Fortune to the Wheel of Misfortune, it seemed like the more we turned, the more we got stuck in the mud.