Are you tired of the linear progression of time? Do you yearn for the simplicity of a pre-quantum era? Look no further! Our patented Time Reversal method will transport you back to a time before time itself was a concept.
With our revolutionary technique, you'll experience the thrill of reliving the same moment over and over, with slight variations each time, like a never-ending loop of déjà vu.
But wait, there's more! Our team of expert temporal engineers has also included a built-in feature to allow for temporal folding, where you'll experience the thrill of living through the same day in an infinite number of ways, all at the same time.
Side effects may include, but are not limited to:
Don't worry, we've included a chrono-meds option, just in case.