According to the Chrono-Sock Theory, time is relative, but socks are absolute. And when you're sucked into a time loop of socks, you start to lose your grip on reality. Welcome to the Sock Sucking Paradox, where every day is Groundhog Day, but with more socks.
• You wake up, you put on a new sock, you go back to bed. Repeat. Repeat. Repeat.
• Socks are the only thing that matters in the Sock Sucking Paradox. Without them, you're lost, alone, and in a world where time has no meaning.
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