Warning: The Sock-Synching Singularity has reached critical levels, causing an infinite loop of mismatched footwear.
Avoidance of this phenomenon is highly advised, as it may lead to existential dread, fashion crises, and spontaneous combustion of your favorite sneakers.
Explore Sock-Dystopia, the desolate wasteland of mismatched footwear or Delve into Quantum Socks, where particles collapse into unlikely pairings for more information on this pressing issue.