What Can We Learn from the Great Microwave Mishaps?

At the Microwave Mishap Archives, we've collected the most egregious, the most bizarre, and the most utterly inexplicable microwave malfunctions. Here are the FAQs:

• Why does my microwave keep starting fires? - A question that haunts us all.
• What is microwave necromancy? - A dark and foreboding topic.
• Why does my microwave keep playing 'The Macarena'? - A phenomenon that defies explanation.
• What happens when microwaves collide? - A topic of great importance and mild terror.

And that's not all! Visit our Microwave Mishap Archives for more answers, more questions, and more microwave malfunctions.